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[[Person 1 clinging onto something while being dragged away by some unknown force]]
Person 1: AAAAAAAAAA
[[Person 2 similarly clinging on]]
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAA
[[Overhead shot of both spinning around a plain white circle in a room with other accoutrements]]
Both: AAAAAAAA
Earlier that day...
Person 1: Haha, check it out - This guy's mansion has an actual rotating bed.
Person 2: You know, I bet it wouldn't be too hard to build one of those...
{{Title text: 'ARE YOU TURNED ON YET?' 'I DON'T THINK SO--ARE YOU?' 'MAYBE A LITTLE!' 'OK, FIVE MORE MINUTES.'}}
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