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((One panel, depicting three wavy circles. The one in the center is slightly larger, and the ones on either side are higher up. Their edges are touching.))
[[The left circle has Bruce Wayne in the foreground, with Alfred in the background.]]
Alfred: Know your limits, Master Wayne.
Bruce: A man dressed like a bat
has
no limits.
[[The center circle has a close-up on Batman in his cowl.]]
Someone off-screen:
What the hell are you?
Batman: I'm a man dressed like a bat.
[[In the right circle is The Joker.]]
Off-screen:
What do you propose?
Joker: It's simple - we kill a man dressed like a bat.
My Hobby: Whenever anyone says "Batman," I mentally replace it with "a man dressed like a bat."
{{Title text: I'm really worried Christopher Nolan will kill a man dressed like a bat in his next movie. (The man will be dressed like a bat, I mean. Christopher Nolan won't be, probably.)}}
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