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[[A man sits at a desk, thinking with his hand on his chin, his other hand holding a pen over a piece of paper. A woman stands behind him, looking over his shoulder, also with her hand on her chin.]]
((Above the drawing is the list they are writing, in handwriting.))
Names for daughter
1. Ponzi
2. Eeemily
3. Fire Fire
4. Chipotla
5. Astamouthe
6. Eggsperm
7. [sound of record scratch]
8. Parsley
9. Hot'n'Juicy Ann
10. Ovary
11. Friendly
12. Sean (pronounced "seen")
13. Joyst
{{Title text: I've been trying for a couple years now but I haven't been able to come up with a name dumber than 'Renesmee'.}}
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