[[A guy walks up to a girl sitting at a bar]]
Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd forget about you in a *heartbeat*. I'm not gonna waste my one chance to help the mess that is English orthography.
{{Title text: Do I get to remove letters entirely? Or just rearrange them? Because the 'k
c' situation is ridiculous. Look, we can make out whenever. This is *immortality*!}}
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