[[A man stands at a podium before a very large crowd.]]
Man: We all hate Mondays. We're all working for the weekend. But our chains exist only in our minds.
[[A shot of the man from the podium upwards, from a 3
4 angle. He raises one hand in explanation.]]
Man: Calendars are just social consensus. Nature doesn't know the day of the week.
[[Closer still, looking straight ahead.]]
Man: My friends-- we can
make
today Saturday.
[[Extreme close-up, negative colors.]]
Man: We can make it saturday
forever
.
{{Title text: Of the two Garfields, you wouldn't think the cat would turn out to be the more compelling presidential speechwriter, but there you go.}}
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