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[[Two guys are walking along together.]]
Man #1: I mean, let's be honest here--
Man #2: Ok.
[[They stop walking and turn to face each other. Man #2 gestures with one hand.]]
Man #2: I don't understand why anything happens and I'm confused and scared and trying really hard all the time.
[[They stand facing each other.]]
Man #1: ...too honest. Scale it back.
Man #2: Sorry.
{{Title text: I didn't understand what you meant. I still don't. But I'll figure it out soon!}}
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