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[[ Man and woman talking, looking at a group of 2 men and a woman standing further away. The woman is on a table and the 2 men are looking at her ]]
Man: I love that girl. She's not afraid to be quirky and different.
Woman: You know, I'm active in street theatre and I collect and paint Asian dolls.
Man: ...Okay, I didn't actually mean be different. I just want silly and entertaining on command now and then.
{{alt: Romantic comedy heroines, I'm talking to you.}}
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