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[[Two characters are chatting. One has hair.]]
Hair: What've you been up to?
Not hair: Definitely not spending every day consumed with worry over stupid things I never talk to anyone about.
Hair: Oh, yeah, me neither.
Not hair: That's good.
Hair: Yeah.
[[The final panel is silent.]]
{{Title text: Good thing we're too smart to spend all day being uselessly frustrated with ourselves. I mean, that'd be a hell of a waste, right?}}
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