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<<The sound of an insect going "hmmmmmmMMMMMMMMmmmmmm">>
Person, suspecting an impending insect attack: Augh!
Black Hat Man: Oh, I've gotta take this.
By unanimous decision, the winner of the Awful Ringtone Championship is "the sound a mosquito makes as it buzzes past your ear"
{{Title text: It beat out 'Clock radio alarm', 'B-flat at 194 decibels', 'That noise from Dumb & Dumber', and 'Recording of a sobbing voice begging you to answer'.}}
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