Anti-Glass

[[Two police officers stand at an apartment door. The female officer is holding a pair of glasses with something attached to it. We will see later that Black Hat Guy is in the apartment]] Female officer: Police. Open up. Did you make this glasses attachment? Black hat guy {{through door}}: Oh, yeah. [[Black hat guy is sitting at his laptop.]] Police officer: What's it do? Black hat guy: It detects when someone near you is wearing Google Glass and shines a laser pointer at their eyepiece. Police officer: Why?? Black hat guy: The best defense is an indiscriminate offense. [[Cut back to officers outside the apartment.]] Male officer: It seems you've mailed these devices to people across Silicon Valley, including the children of every Google executive. Black hat guy: Yeah. It's a viral marketing campaign for an upcoming movie. Male officer: What movie? Black hat guy: haven't decided yet. Anything good coming out this fall? Male officer: Sir, open the door. Black hat guy: First stare at the peephole for a sec. {{Title text: 'Why don't you just point it at their eye directly?' 'What is this, 2007?'}}

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