[[A figure sits at his desk, using a computer.]]
[[The figure is still sitting at the desk, but with hands off the keyboard in his lap.]]
[[The figure is in the same position as before, talking with off-panel.]]
Figure: After a couple of unbearable decades, the "first post" thing seems to be dying a quiet death.
Off-screen: *Shh*. You'll jinx it.
{{Title text: Fortunately, exactly zero other annoying internet behaviors have developed during this time.}}
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