[[A figure - Monty Hall - stands on stage, holding a microphone. There are three doors; two labelled "A" and "C", which are closed, and one that is being held open by Monty. There's a ramp to the right, down which a goat is being led by beret guy.]]
Beret guy: ... and my yard has so much grass, and I'll teach you tricks, and...
Goat: â¥
{{Title text: A few minutes later, the goat from behind door C drives away in the car.}}
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