Job Interview

[[Beret Guy walks in, followed by a.. "prospective hire"]] Beret Guy; Welcome to our company! We're headquartered here, in this real building I found! [[Both people sit down at a table. "Hire" has a tray with food and a beverage. Beret Guy has a bowl. There is a power outlet labeled "Soup" in the adjacent wall. A small roll of wire sits next to Beret Guy's chair]] "Hire": What do you.. *do*? Beret Guy: We make stuff for phones! Like apps and stickers! [[Beret Guy grabs the roll of wire]] Beret Guy: We want to hire you to write on our computers. we can offer you a bunch of paychecks! There are ghosts here. [[Beret Guy unrolls the wire and plugs it into the wall]] "Hire": ..are you sure this is a company? Beret Guy: I hope so! [[Something one can only hope is soup streams out of the wire into Beret Guy's bowl]] {{Title text: When you talk about the job experience you'll give me, why do you pronounce 'job' with a long 'o'?}}

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