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[[A woman walks on-panel, up to a figure standing still. She has 4 small moons orbiting her.]]
Woman: Check it out!
Figure: What?
Woman: I've got Galilean moons!
[[Both figures stand still.]]
Moon 1: Hi!
Moon 2: Hi!
Moon 1: What's your name?
Moon 1: Hi!
Moon 2: What's your-
Moon 3: MOOOOOON!
Moon 1: Hi!
Moon 2: What's your name?
Moon 4: Ugh
Moon 1: Hi!
Moon 4: So annoying
Moon 1: Hi!
Moon 2: What's y-
Moon 3: MOOOOOON.
[[Moon 4 is now halfway between the two figures.]]
Moon 1: Hi!
Moon 4: ...Almost... ...Almoooost...
[[Moon 4 is now orbiting the figure.]]
Moon 1: Hi!
Moon 2: What's your name?
Moon 4: Yessss!
{{Title text: I'm SO glad I escaped. They almost had me caught in their weird ... thing.}}
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