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[[Two figures, one in a winter hat and the other in a beret, are walking through snow and across a patch of ice.]]
Beret Figure: The sky is cold and the floor water is too hard to drink.
[[The figure with the beret looks upwards.]]
Beret Figure: But I have my handcoats and the spacelight is warm.
[[The two figures continue on through woods; there are musical notes coming from the trees.]]
Beret Figure: Listen - the flappy planes are beeping in the stick towers.
[[The figure with the winter hat pauses.]]
Hat Figure: Those are all the wrong words for those things.
((Beret Figure replies from off panel.))
Beret Figure: Maybe - but the things themselves are all right. So who cares?
[[The figure with the winter hat continues walking, with sunlight and musical notes above.]]
{{Title text: Stay warm, little flappers, and find lots of plant eggs!}}
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