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[[Two people are walking.]]
Person #1: Women
say
they want nice guys, but what they
really
want are--
Person #2: --guys who respond to rejection by belittling their judgment and self-awareness? If so, don't worry -- you'll be
fine
.
{{Title text: Perhaps you need a crash course in taking hints. Here's your first lesson: We're not actually walking somewhere together; I'm trying to leave this conversation and you're following me.}}
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