[[A man and a woman sit at an intimate dinner table. They have plates and glasses of wine in front of them.]]
Man: So, did you grow up around here?
Woman: I love you.
Man: ... huh?
Woman: Waiter! One of everything on the menu.
[[The woman stands up. She's holding the plate.]]
Man: Why are you up there?
Woman: I'm stuck. This plate looks delicious. Aaaoogaoag.
[[The woman has put the plate down and walked off-panel.]]
Woman: Bye. OK. Coming back now.
[[The woman is crouched on her chair, holding a spiral.]]
Man: You're being controlled by Twitch, aren't you?
Woman: Check out this cool spiral!
Man: It's-
Woman: SAVING.
{{Title text: I sympathize with the TPP protagonist because I, too, have progressed through a surprising number of stages of life despite spending entire days stuck against simple obstacles.}}
xkcd.com is best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0 or below on a Pentium 3±1 emulated in Javascript on an Apple IIGS at a screen resolution of 1024x1. Please enable your ad blockers, disable high-heat drying, and remove your device from Airplane Mode and set it to Boat Mode. For security reasons, please leave caps lock on while browsing.