[[The world is shown, with a train on top. There's an arrow indicating the direction the world is rotating.]]
Passenger: ... Almost ...
A machine that grabs the Earth by metal rails and rotates it until the part you want is near you.
{{Title text: Trains rotate the Earth around various axes while elevators shift its position in space.}}
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