[[A lecturer is standing in front of a student at a desk.]]
Lecturer: Imagine that you're drawing at random from an urn containing fifteen balls--six red and nine black.
Student: Ok. I reach in and...
...My grandfather's ashes?!? Oh god!
Lecturer: I... what?
Student:
Why would you do this to me?!?
{{Title text: Can this PLEASE be drawing with replacement?}}
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