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[[Two characters are in bed.]]
Linguist: Can you repeat "Story water paper doorway" at the start, then switch to "Disarm Adele's giraffe grenade" as we get going, and finally "Strawberry scorpion poetry" as I finish?
Linguist with a foot fetish
{{Title text: 'And then whisper 'anapest' in my ear as you hold me?'}}
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