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[[Dark Hair person and White Beret person stand at the edge of a body of water. White Beret person throws a stone into the water.]]
WB: Every day I make a little leaf boat, then I throw rocks until it sinks or floats away.
[[The stone lands in the water.]]
<<plonk>>
It's pointless, but at least it's relaxing.
[[Dark Hair picks up a stone and examines it.]]
DH: Every day, I read the comments on a news article.
[[They both throw stones into the water.]]
{{Title text: ::PLOOOOSH:: Looks like you won't be making it to Vinland today, Leaf Erikson.}}
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