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[[A news anchor with a ponytail sits at a news desk while a correspondent is inset in a black box on the screen next to her.]]
Anchor: ...getting reports that the darkness has spread as far west as Texas. Let's go live to our reporter in Houston.
Correspondent: It's been thirty minutes since the sun vanished...
"Genie, for my last wish, make everyone in the media forget about the day-night cycle."
{{Title text: This was actually wish #406. Wish #2 was for him to lose the ability to remember that each new wish wasn't my first.}}
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