[[A tall man with black hair and a red cape comes to the aid of a stick man trying to reach something on a high shelf.]]
Superm*n: I'll get it! I'm 5 inches taller and 7% stronger than the average man!
The new Supermoon-inspired
Superman
reboot.
{{Title text: See also: Spider-Man reboot in which he can produce several inches of web, doesn't need as much chalk powder on his hands when he goes rock climbing, and occasionally feels vaguely uneasy about situations.}}
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