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[[Black hat guy walks up to a woman seated at a desk with a laptop.]]
Black hat guy: All the birds from "March of the Penguins" are now dead.
[[We just see the woman at her laptop; black hat guy is off-panel.]]
Woman: OK, I *get* it. We're all aging.
Black hat guy: What? No.
[[The woman has turned around in her seat to look at black hat guy.]]
Black hat guy: I'm not trying to make you feel old. They were alive last night. I'm trying to apologize.
Woman: Oh God
{{Title text: You ARE getting older, though.}}
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