My Phone is Dying

[[Beret guy walks up to a figure, holding his phone.]] Beret guy: My phone's about to die. [[They stand and look at each other. Beret Guy's phone seems a bit bigger.]] Figure: Where'd you get a big iPhone? I didn't think they were out yet. Beret guy: It's my regular one. It's just dying. [[His phone is now the size of a tablet.]] Beret guy: As it consumes its battery, it heats up and expands. Soon it will swell to enormous size, engulfing us both. [[His phone is now the size of a badger.]] Beret guy: Then it will collapse in a violent explosion! Figure: ... Do you want to borrow my charger? Beret guy: That would only make it run out faster! {{Title text: When it explodes, it will cast off its outer layers, leaving behind nothing but a slowly fading PalmPilot, calculator, or two-way pager.}}

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