[[Two characters are talking.]]
Character: What's up?
Second character: they're announcing the winner of the compulsive phone-checking championship.
[[The second character looks at their phone.]]
[[Both characters stare silently at each other.]]
[[The second character looks at their phone again.]]
Character: Did you win?
Second character: Site's down.
Character: Weird.
Second character: I'll keep refreshing.
{{Title text: 'Where were you when you learned you'd won?' 'I was actually asleep; I woke up when I refreshed the webite and saw the news.'}}
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