[[A character is staring at the screen of their smartphone.]]
Phone: This website wants to know your location.
Character: Allow.
[[The character stares at the screen in disbelief, and cocks their head slightly.]]
Phone: This website wants to know your momentum.
Character: Deny. Nice try.
{{Title text: Our phones must have great angular momentum sensors because the compasses really suck.}}
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