[[Beret Guy is heaving a vacuum cleaner overhead]]
Cueball: What are you doing?
[[Beret guy sets the vacuum cleaner on the ground as one would normally use it, but is standing atop the engine and desperately manhandling the grip.]]
Beret: Trying to unlock the tremendous energy of the vacuum.
[[Beret guy rises off the ground, hovering on the vacuum cleaner]
Cueball: That's not what that-
Beret: Ha ha! It works!
<<BWAROUUGUMHGHHGMMM>>
Cueball: I said, that's-
Beret: The univere is mine to command!
<<GLHDFKUOUAHUUUUGUUUAAAUUAUUUUUUUGGGGGH>>
[[Beret guy rockets away on plume of Clean Energy]]
{{Title text: Do you think you could actually clean the living room at some point, though?}}
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