Typical Morning Routine

[[Darkness.]] <<BLEEP BLEEP>> Person 1: Urgh. Person 2: Your alarm is going off. Person 1: Huh? Person 2: Make it stop. Person 1: Urrgh. [[Still darkness.]] <<BLEEPEEP BLEEP BLEEP B>> Person 2: Hit snooze. Person 1: I'm trying. I closed the alarm app and I can't... I'll just pop out the battery. whoops! <<CLANG>> [[The light is on. Person one looks over the edge of the bed to see the vent on the floor is open.]] <<EEP BLEEP BLEEP BLE>> Person 2: Make it stop! Person 1: It... fell down the vent. [[Person 1 types on their laptop.]] <<EP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLE>> Person 2: Can you brick it remotely? Person 1: Trying... I think I fumbled it into airplane mode? Person 2: The battery could last for weeks. Person 1: You know, maybe we should just move. {{Title text: Hang on, I've heard this problem. We need to pour water into the duct until the phone floats up and ... wait, phones sink in water. Mercury. We need a vat of mercury to pour down the vent. That will definitely make this situation better and not worse.}}

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