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[[Two people stand at an open refrigerator.]]
1: What do you drink? Stouts? Lagers?
2: Uh, anything's fine.
[[Person 1 is drinking from a bottle while Person 2 holds his in his hand.]]
2: ...do you ever think maybe we should just admit that all beer tastes kind of bad and everyone's just pretending?
[[Person 2 drinks from his bottle and Person 1 holds his.]]
1: Man, you are no fun at all.
2: Ok, got it. Not a word.
1: Dude, if you don't like it, don't drink it.
2: No, no, gotta do my part! - Mmmmm!!!
{{Title text: Mmmm, this is such a positive experience! I feel no social pressure to enjoy it at all!}}
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