[[A newspaper with the headline: National Scheduling Conflict Championships Canceled. Below the headline is a picture of an empty podium beneath a banner that reads "NSCC 2015."]]
{{Title text: Neither a spokesperson for the organization nor the current world champion could be reached for comment.}}
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