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[[black hat guy walks up to a figure carrying a large, heavy rock]]
Black hat guy: Would you guess this weighs as much as a small adult?
Figure: What? Uh, probably.
[[black hat guy walks off panel with the panel]]
black hat guy: great!
[[offscreen]]
<<thump>>
Car: Please fasten your seat belt.
<<click>>
black hate guy: Take me to Anchorage, Alaska.
car: navigating.
<<slam>>
<<vrrrrrrrrr>>
[[Black hat guy returns to frame]]
black hat guy: I love self driving cars.
figure: ...whose car was that?
black hat guy: dunno, but they shouldn't have left it running.
{{Title text: Sadly, it probably won't even have enough gas to make it to the first border crossing.}}
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