[[A person is walking along and they see a squirrel standing on a tree stump.]]
Squirrel: RIIIIING -- RIIIIIING
[[The person picks up the squirrel and puts it to his ear like a phone.]]
Person: Hello?
[[The squirrel bites down on the person's ear.]
<<CHOMP>>
Person: OW!
[[The squirrel leaps away, and the person is left holding his face in bewilderment.]]
Person: ???
{{Title text: After a while, the squirrel starts making that beeping noise and doesn't stop until it hops back up onto the stump.}}
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