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[[Two people talk to each other while holding their smartphones.]]
1: Your photos from the triathlon got so many more likes than mine.
2: Yeah - my phone is quad-core. Research shows that iPhones like yours have just two cores, so they have a hard time capturing scenes with three different events in them.
If we talked about phone hardware the way we talk about brain hardware.
{{Title text: My MRI research shows a clear correlation between the size of the parietal lobe--the part of the brain that handles spatial reasoning--and enjoyment of 3D Doritos®.}}
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