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[[Two figures stand behind a table with cheese, bread, tomato sauce, and salt on it.]]
Figure: What're you having for lunch?
Other figure: The usual - half a pound of cheese, white bread, a glass of tomato sauce, and some salt.
Figure: Eww.
Pizza seems way grosser if you imagine eating just the ingredients.
{{Title text: I'm trying to be healthier, so after I eat this brick of cheese, I'll have a spoonful of grease-soaked vegetables.}}
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