Conditionals

[[A person is confronted with a couple, holding their newborn baby. They think a series of thoughts, each of which are crossed out in the thought bubble.]] Person (thinking): Wow, it's getting so big! Unlike most babies, which stay the same size forever. Hi! I'm talking to a baby! What brand is it? Wow, definitely much smaller than a regular person! You sure did make that. 4 5 stars, Great baby. It doesn't really look like you since you're not a baby. So do they learn words one at a tie alphabetically or can you pick the order or what? I hope it does a good job. Person (says aloud): Wow, that's a really cool baby! Person (thinks): Dammit. I can never figure out what to say to babies. {{Title text: Does it get taller first and then widen, or does it reach full width before getting taller, or alternate, or what?}}

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