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Have you read about Google HQ? It sounds like an incredible place to work.
Man, I ain't going to be chained down in no corporate idea factory! They think just 'cause they've got a nice building and laid back culture, I'm gonna want to come in all day long and work on fascinating problems with the smartest people in the world.
[[One stick figure stares at the other]]
So, what, they turned you down?
I don't understand it! I even baked them a cake shaped like the internet!
{{I hear once you've worked there 256 days, they teach you the secret of levitation.}}
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