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My Profanity Usage By Cause:
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[[Injury is about 5% of pie chart]]
[[Irony is about 5% of pie chart]]
[[Misc is about 5% of pie chart]]
[[Segfaults is about 10% of pie chart]]
[[MarioKart is about 75% of pice chart]]
{{title text: You can evade blue shells in Double Dash, but it is deep magic.}}
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