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[[On the left hand side of the panel is a cutaway of several floors of an office, in gray. On the right side a blue sky with clouds, and green hills. Hanging from a cable is a GIRL, clearly having rappelled down the side of the building]]
GIRL: You know how some people consider "May you have an interesting life" to be a curse?
GUY IN OFFICE: Yeah...
GIRL: Fuck those people. Wanna have an adventure?
{{Alt-text: Quick, fashion a climbing harness out of a cat-6 cable and follow me down}}
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