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Man: That chart explained the quantum hall effect. Now, if you'll bear with me a moment, this next graph shows rainfall over the amazon basin...
Narration: If you keep saying "bear with me a moment" people will take a while to figure out that you're just showing them random slides.
{{ Did you know that they could actually physically throw you out of SIGGRAPH? }}
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