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Important life lesson: if there's any possibility of sex, do not leave your music library on "shuffle all.
[[A woman lies down in a bed, while someone is beneath the bed sheets with the head between her legs. ON the other side of the room, a computer is turned on and playing music]]
Woman: *GASP* MMMMM_
Computer: GO GO POWER RANGERS
{{title text:I didn't even know I *had* the Monty Python 'Lumberjack' song.}}
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