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[[Guy driving down the road, with a GPS reading "COLD"]]
GPS: COLD... WARM... HOT! COLD...
{{title text: In lieu of mapping software, I once wrote a Perl program which, given a USB GPS receiver and a destination, printed 'LEFT' 'RIGHT' OR 'STRAIGHT' based on my heading.}}
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