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[[Man and woman standing to one side, looking and pointing at guy in black hat who is facing away.]]
[[Woman sneaks up on Black Hat Guy.]]
[[Close-up of woman with hands raised.]]
Woman: Boo!
[[Black Hat Guy looks shocked, and his hat jumps.]]
[[The hat falls down over his head.]]
[[The hat keeps falling, with only his legs still visible.]]
[[The hat hits the ground.]]
<<FWUMP>>
[[Man and woman look at the hat.]]
[[The hat scurries away.]]
<<SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH>>
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