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It doesn't seem right that we're old enough to have kids.
Girl: Sweet! We made a baby!
Boy: Are we sure we did it right?
Boy: We should disassemble it, check all the parts, and put it back together.
{{alt-text: I bet my future kids will read this someday. DEAR FUTURE KIDS: how did you get internet in the cellar?}}
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