Virginia Creeper: Vines useful as impromptu rope
Poison Ivy: Grows in same habitat as Virginia Creeper
Girlfriend: Into light bondage
Area around campsite: Too dark to see
Relationship after camping trip: Strained
{{title text: Friggin' modern tents don't have a single piece of rope.}}
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