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[[Man Throws a Boomerang]]
[[Man gets hit in the face with the Boomerang]]
[[Man Throws a Boomerang again]]
[[Man is seen running away from 6 returning boomerangs]]
[[Man Throws Boomerang]]
[[Man barely avoids floating shark, trying to bite him]]
[[Man Throws Boomerang]]
[[Man is confronted by his presumed girlfriend]]
Girl: I'm Leaving You.
{{Title Text: Bonus strip: just read the rightmost panels straight down. }}
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