[[The narrator stands on a beach at night, staring out across the moonlit ocean]]
Narrator: THE SEA ALWAYS MAKES ME REALIZE
Narrator: HOW SMALL I REALLY AM.
Narrator: I SHOULD GET ONE OF THOSE PUMPS.
{{Tooltip: And then a second one, to drain the ocean.}}
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