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[[Man laying on sidewalk outside a house, surrounded by his belongings]]
She threw me out yelling "You don't say those words, not in this house."
It's been two years. I thought the wounds had healed.
But I stand by what I said...
Pluto should never have been a planet.
{{Title-text : We actually divorced once over the airplane
treadmill argument. (Preemptive response to the inevitable threads arguing about it: you're all wrong on the internet.) }}
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