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Title text: XKCD presents a guide to numerical sex positions:
69
[[traditional sixty-nine position, mutual oral sex]]
99
[[sort of a standing doggy-style position]]
71
[[girl is bent over a table]]
34
Guy: Uh.
[[guy and girl look confusedly at each other]]
8^(1
2)
Narrator: Guys?
[[guy and girl are staring blankly at each other]]
ln(2 pi)
Narrator: Aww, c'mon...
[[girl begins walking away]]
{{title text: We didn't even get to the continued fractions!}}
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