Satan: Mortal! I come offering a deal -
Guy: Read the sign.
Satan: "By entering this room, you agree to forfeit your own soul rather than negotiate with the mortal within..." Wait, you can't -
Guy: Too late.
Caption: Mephistopheles encounters the E.U.L.A.
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